What You'll Learn
Aussie Conditions
Look, if you park your car anywhere near a tree in Australia, you're going to get hit. This guide is for every owner, from the weekend warrior with a brand new Ranger to the bloke trying to keep his old Commodore looking decent. I've spent 15 years fixing paint that's been eaten away by birds and bats, so I'm going to show you the right way to handle it before it costs you a fortune at a smash repairer.
The Silent Paint Killer
The Bird Bomb Survival Kit
What You'll Need
Before You Touch the Paint
Move to the shade
Never try to remove bird droppings on a hot bonnet. The product will dry too fast and you'll end up with more spots. Let the panels cool down first.
Assess the 'Damage'
Is it fresh and wet, or has it been baking for three days? Fresh is easy. Baked on needs a soak. If it's a bat dropping, put your gloves on now.
Check for Grit
Birds often eat small stones to help digestion. These end up in the dropping. If you rub, you're basically using sandpaper on your paint.
Blow off loose dust
If the car is covered in red dust or pollen, give it a quick blast with air or a very light mist of water to remove the loose stuff first.
Mix your solution
If using a concentrate, mix it up fresh. I find a slightly stronger mix of rinseless wash works wonders here.
While you're here...
The Safe Removal Process
The Initial Soak
Generously spray the dropping with your detailer or waterless wash. Don't be stingy. You want it swimming in it.
The Paper Towel Trick
If it's really baked on, lay a single sheet of paper towel over the mess and soak the towel with your spray. This keeps the moisture against the dropping so it can soften up.
Wait 5-10 Minutes
Go have a cuppa. Let the chemistry do the work. If it starts to dry out, spray it again.
The 'Pinch' Lift
Take a clean microfibre. Don't wipe. Instead, reach down and 'pinch' the bulk of the mess upwards and away from the paint.
Flip the Cloth
Never use the same bit of cloth twice on a dropping. You'll just be rubbing grit back into the paint.
Second Soak
Usually, there's a 'ring' left behind. Spray this again and let it sit for another minute.
Gentle Wipe
Using a fresh side of the microfibre, wipe in one direction. No circular scrubbing, that's how you get those nasty swirl marks.
Rinse the Area
Even if the product is 'waterless', I like to give it a quick splash of clean water to make sure all the acidity is gone.
Dry Thoroughly
Pat dry with a clean microfibre. Don't drag it across the spot.
Inspect for Etching
Look at the paint from an angle. If you see a dull spot or what looks like a 'crater', the acid has started eating the clear coat.
Clay if Necessary
If it feels rough to the touch even though it looks clean, use a bit of clay bar with plenty of lube to pick up remaining contaminants.
Re-apply Protection
Removing the dropping usually removes your wax or sealant too. Chuck some fresh protection on that spot immediately.
Watch Out
The Hairdryer Trick
Advanced Techniques: Dealing with Etching
The Good Stuff: Product Recommendations
Long-term Prevention and Aftercare
Common Questions from the Driveway
Is bat poo really worse than bird poo?
Will a ceramic coating stop all bird damage?
Can I use WD-40 to remove bird poo?
My paint has wrinkled under the dropping. Is it ruined?
Does the colour of the car matter?
Can I use baking soda to neutralise the acid?
What if the dropping is on my soft-top convertible?
How long do I actually have before damage starts?
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