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Aussie Conditions
Look, I've seen a black Commodore ruined within two hours because it sat in the sun with a fresh bird bomb. Our UV is brutal, and it cooks the acid into your paint fast. This checklist is all about having a 'go-bag' ready so you can deal with it on the fly, whether you're at the beach or out in the red dust.
The Summer Sizzle
The Emergency 'Bird Bomb' Kit
What You'll Need
While you're here...
Pre-Start Assessment
What You'll Need
Removal Procedure
Flood the Area
Don't touch it yet. Spray your lubricant or detailer liberally over the dropping. You want it saturated and soft.
The 'Wet Blanket' Technique
If it's baked on, chuck a soaked microfibre over it and let it sit for two minutes. Let the chemicals do the hard work.
The Pinch and Lift
Don't scrub! Use a clean microfibre to gently 'pinch' the mess upwards and away from the paint surface.
Flush with Water
Use your distilled water to wash away any remaining grit or acidic residue. Better to over-rinse than under-rinse.
Dry and Inspect
Gently pat dry with a fresh towel. Look for a hazy ring-that's etching. If it's there, it'll need a light polish later.
Restore Protection
Give it a quick squirt of spray sealant. The cleaner usually strips whatever wax was there, leaving the paint vulnerable.
Final Inspection Checklist
What You'll Need
Watch Out
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